http://blog.china.com:80/u/070616/58485/ 不会酷的下里巴人 jiang775203@mail.china.com jiang775203@mail.china.com http://blog.china.com:80/u/070616/58485/200706/579228.html <![CDATA[ <DIV> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">(四)</SPAN></FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></SPAN></FONT>&nbsp;</P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">就根据你在美国芝家哥这种美国传统城市生活过的经历</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">你勒住你的</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">狗</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">肠子问一问</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">(</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">别介意</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">咱俩属同年狗</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!): </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">美国中西部的人民是否对你也厚道过</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">?</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">还有</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">你自己就是个</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">码字的</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">全靠爬格子吃饭</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">也全靠舞笔弄墨泡到妞</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">自从你在此</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">80</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">年代初泡到一个东方歌舞团的女演员</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">泡长了你的身价</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">才连带泡出了你那一些书</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">.</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">你自己就是一个使出吃奶的劲才挤进</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">文人</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">圈的混混</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">现在好了</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">突然之间以背为胸</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">当起可耻的申公豹来</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">! </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">列开臭嘴大骂</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">文人都是孙子</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”,</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">你连自己都骂</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">否定你自己的历史</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">你真是条疯狗</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT></FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">估计你在骂</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">文人都是孙子</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">的时候</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">潜台词就是</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">“</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">我是流氓我怕谁</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”.</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">可是</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">你在美国并没有敢流氓过</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">美国中文报刊中</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">本老鬼从未见到你放过什么屁</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">在这一点上</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">本老鬼比你更牛</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">B: </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">咱就在外国耍过你想耍的那种流氓</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">咱就真枪实弹地干过</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">不信</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">你去英国伦敦大学帝国理工问一问刘建国博士</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">本老鬼在西班牙海边</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">以区区一米八的身体把身高一米九的英国大汉摔翻在地</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">赢得了无数杯酒</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">(</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">细节可读本老鬼的博客</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">http://taijiman.blog.china.com/)!</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">你不是口操着标准的京片子又非要自称自己是东北人吗</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">?</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">不就是想用东北人的野性形象来充实你的</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">“</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">我是流氓我怕谁</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">内涵吗</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">可是</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">你为山姆大叔交了八年的税</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">你都没敢和任何一个美国人</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">流氓</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">过</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">如果有</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">你象本老鬼一样写出你的博客来</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">还必须列出真人实名的证人</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">本老鬼列出的怔人刘建国博士就是真名实姓</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">你问去</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT></FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">以彼之技</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">还施彼身</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">:</FONT></FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">王朔</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">! </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">你这只疯狗</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">你丢尽了咱们属狗人的脸</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">你要真是一个裤档里有货</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">敢作敢为</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">敢爱敢恨</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">敢担敢待的血性男人</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">你就给侯家道个谦</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">你要不敢、躲，</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">”</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">从今后你也别出来混了，出来就啐你</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”!</FONT></FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">愿侯宝林大师天国安息</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT></FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">愿侯耀文先生一路走好</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></P></DIV>]]> 星期一, 25 六月 2007 23:31:27 GMT http://blog.china.com:80/u/070616/58485/200706/579228.html 2007-06-25T23:31:27Z http://blog.china.com:80/u/070616/58485/200706/579227.html <![CDATA[ <DIV>(三)</DIV> <DIV>&nbsp;</DIV> <DIV> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">从这些你自己写的东西就可以看出来</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">在美国你一点也不牛</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><FONT face="Times New Roman">B,</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">一点也不流氓</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">甚至见着黑人都害怕</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">你就是一个尊纪守法的哈巴狗</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">可是</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">为什么一回到中国你就一下子就变成疯狗了呢</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><FONT face="Times New Roman">? </FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">在中国你就不想当好公民了</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">成天就夜明珠打飞机</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><FONT face="Times New Roman">----</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">宝上了天</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">你在美国时</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">因为英语不好</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">想与人客气还做不到</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">可是</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">在中国人人对你客气</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">你却非要</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">就是要气死他们</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”!</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">在美国你拿着斯坦福大学的邀请信</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">可连去一下勇气都没有</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">你孙子得有水平了</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">而在中国呢</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">你连侯宝林大师这样的国宝级人物你敢咬</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">你真是脱了裤子打老虎</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">---- </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">又不要脸又不要命</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">这是何苦呢</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">?</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">你都喜欢</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”<SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">美国人非常规矩，社会上非常井井有条</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">你为什么不能象在美国时那样规矩呢</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">? </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">侯宝林大师乃是中国前无古人的相声艺术家</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">本老鬼的偶像</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">你捅个</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">私生子门</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">出来就能诋毁他老人家的光辉</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">?</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">退一万步说</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">就算侯宝林大师真有个私生子又怎么了嘛</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">?</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">算来你在美国呆的八年时间里</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">美国正好各大电视台上都热播过美国最伟大的总统之一</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">第三任美国总统</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">著名美国独立宣言起草人</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">杰佛迅与他的黑女奴产生了私生子的真实故事</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">美国总统有私生子</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">而且还是黑人私生子</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">这个丑闻比侯宝林大师有私生子的丑闻更大吧</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">?</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">可是</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">又怎么样</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">? </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">杰佛迅总统的光辉形象没有半点受损</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">杰佛迅总统的头像今天仍然印在</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">20</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">美元的钞票上</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">! </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">而且</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">前两年杰佛迅总统的嫡传子孙与黑女奴所传的子孙后代还正式宣布了相互承认</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">你白在美国交了八年税</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT></FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">其实</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">作为与你同龄的本老鬼</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">一眼就可以看穿你最近这些</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">夜明珠蘸酱油</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">----</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">宝得有盐有味</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">的名堂</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">你不过是文革时期那种</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">用突然袭击的方式</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">说出久经考虑的话</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”,</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">迅速造成一种</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">大有炸平庐山</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">停止地球转动之势</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”,</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">吓退不愿与你一般见识的善良人们</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">最后达到你天狗吃月的战略效果</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">: </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">月是吃不着</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">可全天下人都看见了你</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">你就炒作自己成功</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">王朔</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">你炒过头了</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">你把自己也炒糊了</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">炒臭了</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">你在</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">&lt;</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">问猴哥</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">&gt;</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">一文里</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">你凭什么那么盛气凌人地骂侯耀华</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">?</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">不就是仗着你是</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">&lt;</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">编辑部的故事</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">&gt;</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">的编剧</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">侯耀华是靠那部戏一举成名嘛</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">为人要讲厚道</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">对你来说</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">就别说什么厚道了</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">你能做到莫为己甚就不错了</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">! </FONT></FONT></P></DIV>]]> 星期一, 25 六月 2007 23:29:54 GMT http://blog.china.com:80/u/070616/58485/200706/579227.html 2007-06-25T23:29:54Z http://blog.china.com:80/u/070616/58485/200706/579225.html <![CDATA[ <DIV>(二)</DIV> <DIV>&nbsp;</DIV> <DIV> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">王朔曾一度</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">美化</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">的事</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">才让本老鬼突然开了窍了</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">: </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">原来王朔只在咱中国的土地上才是流氓</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">才耍流氓</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">而在美国的时候</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">王朔不仅没有耍流氓</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">还闷心自问地感到自己的</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">粗鄙</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”!</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">哈哈</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">! “</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">我是流氓我怕谁</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”?</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">看来这个极具玩主特色的豪言壮语也是有应用范围的</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">: </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">那就是只能在中国境内</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">掐指一算</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">王朔在美国交税的那些年头</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">本老鬼也在美国</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">可是</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">本老鬼真不知道中国最伟大且</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">最牛</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">B</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">的流氓也在美国</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">本老鬼在这里要问一问王朔</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">: </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">你在美国交税的八年时间里</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">你在美国骂了谁</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">? </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">你在美国怎么</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">流氓</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">过</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">?</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">八年呐</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">中国人民艰苦卓绝的抗日战争也是打八年</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">.</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">你在长达八年的时间里竟在美国找不出一个值得你骂的人</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">?</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">在美国你的涵养就那么好</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">?</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">你的名言不是</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN lang=ZH-CN> </SPAN>“</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">我是流氓我怕谁</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">吗</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">?</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">原来你也是只把门狗</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">----</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">只敢在家里横</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">! </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">看看你自己写的东西</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">: </FONT></FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt 0.5in"><FONT size=3><EM><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">我觉得中国人到了美国之后都变好了，变得都守法了。我认识几个在国内都是坏人的人到美国生活之后都变得非常老实。我才一到美国，朋友就告诉我</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><FONT face="Times New Roman">“</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">你可千万别犯法，你在美国犯法算是倒了大霉了，会记你一辈子，到哪儿都跑不了</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">。大家都这么专门提醒我，就好像我在中国就是以犯法为生似的。我后来想，可能大家把每一个刚从大陆来的人都当成一个潜在的犯罪分子了，觉得必须叮嘱一番，我想他们其实也想要你知道，在美国犯法之后，你别想</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><FONT face="Times New Roman">“</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">托人帮忙</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">。</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></EM></FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt 0.5in"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><EM>&nbsp;</EM></FONT></o:p></P> <P style="MARGIN-LEFT: 0.5in"><FONT size=3><EM><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">而且美国人非常规矩，社会上非常井井有条，执法也很严，在国内我们都被人骂惯了，觉得人和人之间就应该互相不友好，可是我到美国之后觉得在那里真是好到得老对周围人说</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><FONT face="Times New Roman">“</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">谢谢</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">了，因为我在美国遇到的很多情况是你去找人办事，人家还对你极为客气。但是我非常不喜欢美国人爱在路上跟陌生人打招呼这一条，因为我英语不好，他们一跟我打招呼我也不知道该说什么。这样一来，让我显得挺无理的。</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></EM></FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt 0.5in"><EM><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT size=3>后来我晚上坐了一下地铁，觉得挺好的，而且我觉得自己在那里呆著别人还挺害怕我的，可能他们把我当成越南人了，这使得我大有安全感。我遇到的别外一件事情更能说明问题：有一天，我在曼哈顿世界贸易中心那里独自一人行走，那里的办公区，一到晚上就没人了。我看见对面有一个黑人走了过来，我有些心慌，但没想到他似乎也非常害怕我，我们两人隔著两个街口他就绕著走了，我当时正担心如果让我绕，我怕我会被绕丢了，想不到他先绕了。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></EM></P></DIV>]]> 星期一, 25 六月 2007 23:27:02 GMT http://blog.china.com:80/u/070616/58485/200706/579225.html 2007-06-25T23:27:02Z http://blog.china.com:80/u/070616/58485/200706/579223.html <![CDATA[ <DIV> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">(一)</SPAN></FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></SPAN></FONT>&nbsp;</P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">著名相声演员侯耀文的突然逝世</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">举国上下神经正常的人都不自禁地悲哀</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">只有王朔</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">这个在三个星期前暴料侯家私生子</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">并发狠</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">就是要气死他们</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">的狂人</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">却还在疯狂</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">视天下如无物</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">想骂谁就骂谁</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">想咬谁就咬谁</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">真是应了他自己那句话</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">: </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">我是流氓我怕谁</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">?</FONT></FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">对</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">王朔用自己的行为证明了他自己就是一个真正意义上的流氓</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">而绝非玩主意义上的</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">流氓</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”!</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">今天骂侯家</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">昨天咬杨家</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">搞砸了</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">通过其它渠道放风出来说患了病入膏肓的爱兹病</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">; </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">躲不过去了</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">又给杨家道谦</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">没人搭理了</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">就絮叨他与徐静蕾的</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">关系</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”,</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">故做惊人语言地让全中国都知道他是吃软饭的</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">他本人也是给徐静蕾包下的</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">! </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">等媒体焦点聚焦了</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">立马找个名人咬上一口</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">甚至</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">干脆直接骂天下的</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">文人都是孙子</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”!</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">非把中国这个清清世界荡荡乾坤搞成乌烟瘴气不可</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">! </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">现在</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">不管侯耀文的突然过逝是否与王朔有关</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">纵观这一阵王朔的这些疯狂言行</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">我们都该问一问</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">: </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">到底是谁给了王朔这种和尚打伞</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">----</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">无法无天的权力</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">?</FONT></FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">去年</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">读到王朔的</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">在美国</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">: </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">我显得粗鄙</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">的网贴</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">感觉这个一贯出口成脏的人也文明了</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">等到今年春他接受某个电视台的采访</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">念完自己隐私的手机号码后</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">又掏出美国的绿卡</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">才知道这个人已经在美国生活了多年</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">按他自己的话讲</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">是给美国政府交了</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">8</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">年的税</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">看到这里</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">本老鬼当时就想</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">难怪王朔变了</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">原来已经有了八年的</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">美化</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”!</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">咱中国在过去的几千年里</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">不断把融入汉族的</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">胡人</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">汉化</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">; </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">而被胡人掠去的汉人也被</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">胡化</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”.</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">王朔在美国交了八年的税</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">被</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">美化</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">也应该是自然的事</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">可是</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">谁知一眨眼</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">流氓又回来了</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">一副日烂天不补的穷凶急恶样子</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">见谁咬谁</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">幸好</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">他没咬上个愣的角色</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">否则</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, “</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">张飞鞭挞督酉</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">就应该上演现代版了</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">.</FONT></FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></P></DIV>]]> 星期一, 25 六月 2007 23:25:09 GMT http://blog.china.com:80/u/070616/58485/200706/579223.html 2007-06-25T23:25:09Z http://blog.china.com:80/u/070616/58485/200706/567935.html <![CDATA[ (一)开场白<br><br>&nbsp;<br><br>&nbsp;<br><br>一看标题,&nbsp;您会立即在心理涌现出一百个大问号:是吗?&nbsp;且不论本文标题的论点是否成立,&nbsp;就单凭标题所结论的东西就显得很狭隘了.&nbsp;为什么是男人的体格?&nbsp;男人的精神,&nbsp;男人的意识,&nbsp;男人的风貌,&nbsp;这些更高级腋呱械亩鞑桓档锰教致?&nbsp;男人的体格,&nbsp;至少是太物质了吧?<br><br>&nbsp;<br><br>没错!就这个标题本老鬼就考虑的几个月!&nbsp;但是,&nbsp;翻来覆去,&nbsp;实在觉得只有这个直白而欠文雅的标题才能反映出本老鬼多年来沉积于心的感受.&nbsp;就如同伟大领袖在写”鸟儿问答”的词里,&nbsp;怒发冲冠地写出了”不须放屁”时候的心情一样!固然,强国因素有百个千个万个,&nbsp;但是都比不上”人”的因素重要!特别是我中华男人的因素重要!先别骂本老鬼是大男子主义者,本老鬼可不是爱打老婆的烂滚龙.但是,不管本老鬼多么情愿且勤快地为陌生妇女开门让道,&nbsp;本老鬼认定男人才是中国的真正脊梁!看过杂剧表演吗?那些娇小轻盈的美丽女演员在男人的肩膀上,&nbsp;头顶上,&nbsp;手掌上,表演精彩而飘逸的掌上舞,&nbsp;全世界的目光和掌声都献给那些可爱的女演员.&nbsp;可是,&nbsp;只有少数人才知道:&nbsp;那些女演员脚下负责托举的大力士(俗称底座者)才是最难寻找和培养的人!<br><br>&nbsp;<br><br>中国今天的国情就如同是杂技表演,&nbsp;奥运会上,&nbsp;世界锦标赛上,&nbsp;大部分的金牌都是中国妇女赢得.于是,&nbsp;“妇女能顶半边天”已经快神话到了中国全靠妇女的地步.&nbsp;从媒体上看,已经边缘化.&nbsp;您随便点开任何一个网站,&nbsp;中华网也好,&nbsp;新浪网也罢,在主页上占压倒篇幅的标题是什?女人!女人!还是女人!不是暴乳就是走光,&nbsp;不是性感就是外遇.&nbsp;再看看电视,&nbsp;不是女人护肤品就是女人卫生巾,&nbsp;不是女人排毒的就是女人升血的,&nbsp;补钙的.&nbsp;再看看各中报刊杂志,&nbsp;都是女人!中国的男人哪里去了?&nbsp;根据本老鬼的观察,&nbsp;除了姚明,&nbsp;刘翔,&nbsp;张艺谋,刘德华能够得到与女人一样高的媒体爆光度,&nbsp;其他几亿男人都好象都快被遗忘了!偶尔,&nbsp;赵本山可以有一些忽悠的消息,&nbsp;宋祖德的大嘴还可以骂上几句.&nbsp;其他的中国男人的话语权实在可真是可怜啰!<br><br>&nbsp;<br><br>那么是什么原因造成中国如此过度的阴盛阳衰呢?是咱中国男人自己出了问题.&nbsp;咱中国的大老爷们自己的体格出了问题.&nbsp;可笑?开玩笑?本老鬼真不是在搞笑.&nbsp;自2002年起,&nbsp;本老鬼就在这个问题上纳闷,&nbsp;经过几年的生活感受,&nbsp;才总结出中国许许多多不可思议的现象的最根本原因:&nbsp;中国男人的体格问题.&nbsp;本老鬼将在本文里将这几年的生活感受写出来,&nbsp;供大家拍砖,&nbsp;拍铜,&nbsp;拍铁,&nbsp;当然拍手更好.<br><br><br><br>]]> 星期五, 22 六月 2007 23:57:47 GMT http://blog.china.com:80/u/070616/58485/200706/567935.html 2007-06-22T23:57:47Z http://blog.china.com:80/u/070616/58485/200706/564730.html <![CDATA[ <DIV><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT size=3> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">(</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">一百零六</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">)</FONT>我有一个梦</FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT size=3>截止的１９６１年美国的肯尼迪总统颁布＂反歧视法＂，美国是一个种族歧视和种族隔离的国家．那时候，白人高人一等，有色人种被隔离被歧视．车，分为白人座区，有色人座区．候车室，也分为白人候车室，有色人候车室．自从以美国黑人领袖马丁．路德．金为首领导的民权运动在１９５８年兴起，谁会想到３年的时间＂反歧视法＂就成功地在美国实施．美国才成了一个种族平等的国家．１９６３年，马丁．路德．金发表了他那个著名的讲演：我有一个梦！这个伟大的民权领袖梦想了美国变成一个根据人的内在而不会因为人的皮肤颜色作出判断的平等国家．这个著名的讲演震惊了世界．１９９６年，在美国亚特兰大举行的奥运会上，主题歌就是＂梦的力量＂！</FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT size=3>本老鬼也学着伟大的马丁．路德．金做一个梦，梦想咱们中国的男人们重新象我们２０００年前的祖先一样的强壮彪捍！可是，这个梦想绝不可能象马丁．路德．金的梦一样，在几年内就实现．中国男人的体格必须经过几代人的时间，才可能逐步强壮起来．咱们的老祖宗说＂百年树人＂此之谓也！英国人讲：培养贵族，要一百年！异曲同工．咱们中国自从１９７９年起实行改革开放，到现在还不到３０年的时间．可是，中国的面貌已经天翻地覆．可要让咱中国男人的体格发生如此大的变化，在３０年的时间里，恐怕是做不到的．所以，本老鬼认为男人的体格才是中国真正成为一个让世界尊敬的国家最大的障碍．但愿中国有更多的大老爷们，能够做本老鬼相同的梦，中国的男人意识就会增长，中国的男人们就会一代更比一代强壮．本老鬼的梦如下：</FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT size=3>我有一个梦，梦见中国的男人天天能跑步！</FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT size=3>我有一个梦，梦见中国的男人头上有汗，手上有土！</FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT size=3>我有一个梦，梦见中国的男人吃肉如狼，吃菜如兔！</FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT size=3>我有一个梦，梦见中国的男人远离麻将，青山漫步！</FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT size=3>我有一个梦，梦见中国的男人少吃补药，多吃劳苦！</FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT size=3>我有一个梦，梦见中国的男人不仅崇文，还要尚武！</FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT size=3>我有一个梦，梦见中国的男人膀阔腰细，身如吕布！</FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT size=3>我有一个梦，梦见中国下一代男人比父亲长高百分之五！</FONT></SPAN></P></DIV>]]> 星期五, 22 六月 2007 03:47:44 GMT http://blog.china.com:80/u/070616/58485/200706/564730.html 2007-06-22T03:47:44Z http://blog.china.com:80/u/070616/58485/200706/564715.html <![CDATA[ <DIV> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">(</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">一百零五</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">)</FONT></FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">等到下一次到</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">Susan </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">家去</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">谈论</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">Bob</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">就成了肯定的事情</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">. Susan</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">告诉咱</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, Bob</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">一家的日子过得好极了</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">不说他夫妇经常全球旅游</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">就是他的孩子们</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">都是赚大钱的人</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">其中</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, Bob</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">的一个女儿</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">就在芝家哥开了一家律师事务所</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">说每年的目标就是挣比美国总统更高的工资</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">结果</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">那个女儿每年都做到了</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">: </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">比美国总统挣的工资多</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">美国总统的年工资几年前是</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">20</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">万美元</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">现在是</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">40</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">万美元</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">.</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">这就是美国人</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">就是真正的美国富人</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">他们从来都不给自己的钱包开玩笑</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">把每一块钱都花得值</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">不象死要面子活受罪的中国人</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">就那么区区几万块钱</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">就觉得自己是中产阶级了</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">就非要在哪个哪个区买房子才能住人了</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">否则</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, “</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">就没脸见人了</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”. </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">结果</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">把家庭收入的</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">40%~50%</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">都干上去了</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">终于达到了与医生</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">律师</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">商人为邻的目的</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">牛刀杀鸡是快当</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">可是</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">代价也大</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">医生</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">律师</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">商人的年收入通常二三十万美元</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">可中产阶级的中国人家庭的年收入才几万美元</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">比如</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">在大学当教授的话</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">年薪通常就是</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">4~5</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">万美元</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">而中国的第一代移民通常都没有前辈人留下的遗产</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">所以</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">硬要挤进美国的富人区去是一件很吃力的事</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">.</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">即使真正挤进去了</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">肯定比了面子却攀不上里子</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">.</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">即便走到富人区的中国人家里去一看</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">家具与房子根本不配套</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">甚至</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">连床上的东西很多都是很多年前从中国带出去的旧东西了</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">虽然住进了</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">高档区</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">的房子</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">却并没有过上相称的生活</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">比如</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">别说美国的富人家庭了</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">就是一个真正的美国中产家庭</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">家具配套通常就达</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">2~3</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">万美元</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">这对大多数的中国家庭来说</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">是不可想象的</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">.</FONT></FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">当然</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">大多数的中国人去买高价房的时候</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">用的都是为了孩子上一个好学校的名义</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">可是</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">象</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">Bob</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">的那个女儿</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">不在富人区的南郊长大</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">就在小镇上长大</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">人家不照样上大学</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">照样成才</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">挣大钱吗</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">?</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">有几个中国人能够挣出比美国总统的工资都多的钱</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">? </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">可见</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">中国人往往是要了面子</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">丢了里子</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT></FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">自信心</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">还是自信心</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT></FONT></P></DIV>]]> 星期五, 22 六月 2007 03:44:51 GMT http://blog.china.com:80/u/070616/58485/200706/564715.html 2007-06-22T03:44:51Z http://blog.china.com:80/u/070616/58485/200706/564624.html <![CDATA[ <DIV> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">(</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">一百零四</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">)</FONT></FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">更另人惊奇的事情还在后头</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">.Susan </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">家的后园非常大</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">由于是在小镇上</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">土地很多</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">所以她家的后园竟然有</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">2</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">英亩大</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">可是</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">她家前门停车的位置不够</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">几家朋友的车一来</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">就停不下了</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">于是</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, Susan</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">就安排我们把车停到她邻居</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">Bob</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">的地面上</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">. Bob</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">是一个看起来有点特别的人</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">穿的衣服样式不算新</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">可是</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">那个质地和做工一眼就可以看出很不一般</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">. Bob</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">很温和</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">告诉我们随便停</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">太太看见</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">Bob</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">的前园里有好多韭菜</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">就很高兴</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">因为在美国只有亚洲商店才能买到韭菜</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">. Bob</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">一听</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">就非常热情地告诉我们随便去割韭菜</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">哪怕他不在家都可以随时去割</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">就这样一回生二回熟</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">我们一家跟</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">Bob</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">也混了个半熟</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">有一天</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, Susan</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">给本老鬼打来电话</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">说是中国一个杂技团到城市里演出</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, Bob</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">送给她两张票</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">而</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">Susan</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">又打算转送给本老鬼</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">那真是太好了</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">本老鬼就拿着票去好好看了一场祖国的杂技表演</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">在看杂技的空档</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">本老鬼突然注意到</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">: </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">今天的座位实在太好了</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">再仔细看看</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">身边周围座位上坐的都不是普通美国人</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">男人都西装革履</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">身着正装</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">女人都是夜礼服还挂满了珍珠钻石等首饰</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">.</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">看来邻座都是用听交响乐看歌剧的态度来看咱中国的杂技的</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">再看自己</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">竟然是随意装束</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">还穿着牛仔裤</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">太不尊重艺术了</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">于是</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">很尴尬</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT></FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">第二天</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">本老鬼实在忍不住</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">就给</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">Susan</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">打了电话讲这件事</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">. Susan</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">才告诉咱</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">:</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">那个</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">Bob</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">就是本老鬼读书所在大学的副校长</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">那两张票</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">是免费送</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">Bob</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">礼卷</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">难怪邻座都是当地的达官贵人</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">等反映过来之后</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">本老鬼与太太十分的感叹</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">: </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">当地的中国人</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">只要觉得自己有一点出息了</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">就拼个命当房奴也要到南郊去买一个房子</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">通常</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">南郊的房子价格是中国人年收入的</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">3~5</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">倍之多</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">而</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">Bob </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">呢</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">已经是副校长了</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">却在东边一个没有任何中国人看得起的小镇居住</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">! </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">象</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">Bob</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">这种人的收入</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">在昂贵的南郊去买房</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">不到一年的工资就够了</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">在那个东边小镇买房</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">二三个月的工资就够了</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">. Bob</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">花那么少的钱买的房子呢</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">光后园就有</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">3</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">英亩大</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, 3</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">英亩已经差不多有中国土地制的</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">20</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">亩地了</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">有草地</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">有树林</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">.</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">我们去看</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">树林里有蘑菇</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">有各种野菜</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">有野兔</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">偶尔还有野鹿</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!Bob</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">这个地地道道的美国人</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">比中产阶级还要高一等的美国人</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">就是为自己生活</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">不为别人生活</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">人家没到南郊去买房并没有感觉低人一等</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">活得跟神仙似的</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">难怪</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">第一眼就看得出</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">Bob</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">身上穿的衣服就是价格不菲的名牌</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">自信心</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">还是自信心</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT></FONT></P></DIV>]]> 星期五, 22 六月 2007 03:20:58 GMT http://blog.china.com:80/u/070616/58485/200706/564624.html 2007-06-22T03:20:58Z http://blog.china.com:80/u/070616/58485/200706/564607.html <![CDATA[ <DIV> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman">(</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">一百零三</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">)</FONT></FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">李师姐这番话让我想起另一些事情来</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">那是在本老鬼读书的那个小城市里</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">城市的南郊发展成了谁都知道的富人区</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">医生</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">律师</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">商人通常都住那里</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">于是</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">中国人拼了命都要去那里买房子</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">好象只要不去那里买房的话</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">就低人一等似的</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">.</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">于是</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">哪怕拿出家庭收入的</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">50%, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">都要去南郊弄个房子</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">这就是美国版的房奴</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">开始</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">本老鬼也以为只有那里才是王道乐土</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">直到与一个真正的美国人接触了</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">才知道这些都是中国人自己给自己挽的套</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">然后再往那个套里跳</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">自己跳进去了</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">还劝别人也跟着跳</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">本老鬼读书的那个小城市有一个非常好的公共图书馆</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">图书馆里有一个经理叫</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">Susan. </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">人长得漂亮</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">对人非常友好</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">给了本老鬼的太太在学英语上很多帮助</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">.</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">可是</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, Susan</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">有一个家庭问题</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">: </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">她没孩子</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">也不清楚是她的问题还是他那个做教授的丈夫的问题</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">. </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">于是</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">,Susan</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">就想到中国领养一个孩子</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">.</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">本老鬼给</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">Susan</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">出了一些主意</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">于是</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, Susan</FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">就与丈夫一起到中国的山东大学去做访问教授</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">在中国南京的一个孤儿院领养了一个女儿</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">Joy. </FONT><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">这下好了</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">, Susan </FONT&